Saturday, November 6, 2010

Reviewing my New Blackberry Torch or failing on writing a Daily Blog.


Well, I officially suck at this Nomoblo-ging. So I will try to catch up with you since I missed both Thursday and Friday.

My brilliant wife says that I can't do that, "it's against the rules." I say, penalize me 5 yards on my next possession and we'll call it even. Football talk pretty much defuses everything at my house, however she has been retaliating by threatening to talk about money and spending it. She's been in the trenches with me too long, I need another strategy.

So that leaves me with following the rules and stop writing a blog for the rest of the month since I have already failed, or....over coming all odds and hang overs from days before and not quitting like a good American should!

If I push Publish Post, will this count as my Thursday Blog???

Let's take a look at the rules, so that again the Hall Monitor in my house doesn't throw a yellow flag. (I only have two red flags, and I think I've used one and failed).

I need to go to the NoMoBlo site to get some rule clarification on what is acceptable to count as a "daily" post.

Opening new tab on web browser...

Google search: Nomoblo

Opening First listing...

Wow, OK...I have just come across Nori's blog, Nori is from San Francisco, her profile picture shows that she is perhaps in her 20's maybe 30's?? and of course she has a very Lilith Fair Orange Dyed hair color.

My male intuition says that most rules on websites are listed front and center, or at the very top; In this case it looks as if Nori is a little, actually a lot left of center, but hey rules are rules and I must follow them (Just taking my cue from said Hall Monitor).

So Nori, Queen Nomoblo, what wisdom can you give this Texan?

First Rule based on Nori's Blog:

The definition of Nomoblo(g): 1. In which I delve further into the world of Geekdom. (Yes!!!!! I have completed Rule #1!!!) 2. Web oness, and general blogophilia by posting Shit from my mobile phone. Crap this one seems a little harder to understand. First off I need to determine who this oness is?? Is it possible that this Oness is located somewhere within the realm of Geekdom...To the web where all information is accurate!

Opening new tab on web browser...

Google search Oness

Opening first listing: Oness Doc (he must be the Witch Doctor of Geekdom) Doctor Oness has defined it as: a sample webapp application (seems redundant) using latest open source technologies.

At first glance I would say this is also synonymous with a blog, so we must be on the right track. However just above in bold red Doctor Oness has written, "This project is no longer under development or supported as (Doc throws a loop here in puts this part in Bold Blue, he must have been working with Nori at Lilith Fair) I've been working on other stuff (really? that is exactly what I told my Blog monitor yesterday!! Good so I have been OK on rule #1 and rule #2 I am on the right track; let's finish and look at rule #3.

Click on Nori's Blog again...

Remaining definition/rule: general blogophilia by posting Shit from my mobile phone.

Well leave it to Nori to reconfirm the power of my Hall Monitor. Damn! I refuse to post shit from my mobile phone, first off, I don't think any of you would come back to read, second, I don't think this is what I should be showing my children, and finally I just upgraded to a new Blackberry Torch which is what I actually sat down to write about...

Oh and if any of you click on what Doc Oness has been too busy doing, let me know as I have, for the time being, fought back the temptation to click on that link.

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